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The Worst Rating in History of a Super Blockbuster

2009-08-21T10:20:00.004+08:00

"You want me to run left and right, save Megan from the bad robots and avoid being blown up? No sweat!"
-Shia LaBeouf-

The GOOD about Transformers:ROTF:

It has Megan Fox
It has Megan Fox bending over the open hood of a car
It has Megan Fox in shorts running breathlessly everywhere, sometimes in slow motion
It has a lot of Transformers bashing each other up, sometimes for no reason at all

Just in case you're wondering why, for a girl, I'm so hung up on MEGAN FOX. And og, that humanoid Transformer with the lizard tongue is pretty hot too! :]

The BAD about Transformer: ROTF:

It has a robot humping Megan Fox's leg
It has Shia LaBeouf's irritating parents (Will Megatron squish these two fellas into pulp, please~!)
It has Shia's irritating roommate who's so DAMN obssessed about NOT being gay~!
It has those two irritating robots which are trying to talk BLACK but end up sounding like EMINEM!
It has its geography way, WAY OFF! How did the Pyramid of Egypt which is nicely snug in Giza, end up next door to the Rose Red City of Petra in Jordan??? (OR maybe camels were blocking my view during my holiday trip in Egypt ???)

STILL, Ienjoyed Transformers 2 a lot more than say, the dreary "I-take-myself-so-seriously-because-Christian Bale-is-here" Terminator: Salvation, but possibly not as much as Drag Me To Hell, which puts the fun back into corpses with clacking teeth and bodily fluids that gush into open mouths!!!

AND oh, Did i mention that Shia LaBeouf has become deathly COLOURLESS?! :]

Go Forward iPod!

Don't Know Where the HELL I GOT THIS FROM???!!!

2009-07-12T21:24:00.002+08:00

The GOLDEN CHANCE CAME AT LAST!
I present to you the Japanese government-issued dollar that WORTH 100 DOLLARS !

-A form of currency issued by Imperial Japan during the Japanese occupation of Singapore, Malaya, North Borneo, Sarawak, and Brunei between 1942 and 1945
-The currency was also referred informally as banana money, named as such because of the motifs of banana trees on 10 dollar banknotes.
-The Japanese dollar was in widespread use within the occupied territories where the previous currency became a scarcity.
Although it's a little bit circulated, but its pattern and design can be still CLEARLY SEEN!
This cash notes is GENUINELY-Original too! (which can HARDLY be seen NOW!)
-Bank value in Arabic numeral system and English; "The Japanese Government" text in English, illustration of rural life, stamped block letters.
Value: $100 WOW!
Main colour: BROWN

Description:
OBVERSE: Bank value in Arabic numeral system and English; "The Japanese Government" text in English, illustration of rural life, stamped block letters.
REVERSE: Bank value in Arabic numeral system, illustration of rural life.
DATE OF ISSUE: 1944

HURRY, DON't EVER MISS THE CHANCE OF YOUR LIFETIME! HURRY n BUY NOW!~!!

Michael Jackson..You're Not Alone !

2009-06-27T10:51:00.023+08:00

"He was the King Of Pop. He was one of the greatest singers and entertainers this planet has ever seen. He was a wonderful humanitarian. He was a lovely person. He was loved by millions of fans worldwide. And now he is...GONE....TOO SOON... "

Michael's body loaded into a van to be taken to the Los Angeles County Coroner's office

This morning a news broke out that Michael Jackson is suffering from a certain lung disease. Few hours after, blogs have been spreading the news that Michael Jackson is dying or even dead!
Michael Jackson is allegedly dying from a potentially fatal genetic disease that is affecting his lungs. This is what Michael Jackson’s biographer is claiming — that the pop-star is waging in the fight of his life against a genetic disease that has left him nearly blind and in need of a lung transplant. Among the other afflictions that biographer Halperin claims he is suffering from are emphysema and chronic gastrointestinal bleeding. So from the sounds of this announcement, it could look bad for Michael Jackson in the near future.
Looking at it from a purely subjective point-of-view, this is bad news for Michael Jackson, and something which wouldn’t be wished on anyone. However, if this announcement, that has been watered down as it makes its way through the media, is at all true could be called in to question. It wouldn’t be the first time that something has been placed in the press that was false about Michael Jackson, and was intended to bring either harm or fame to the maligned pop-star.

Cops in Los Angeles are hunting Michael Jackson's personal doctor amid claims the singer took a deadly overdose of painkiller Demerol before his sudden death yesterday. According to a close family member, Jacko had been given an large dose of the drug - which can trigger heart failure - at 11am local time to help to deal with pain after a rehearsal.
He collapsed in his Hollywood mansion 90 minutes later and was pronounced dead shortly after being rushed to hospital.

Los Angeles police spokeswoman Karen Rayner confirmed that coroner's investigators want to interview the live-in doctor - whose car has been towed away for examination - but stressed he was not under criminal investigation.
"His car was impounded because it may contain medications or other evidence that may assist the coroner in determining the cause of death," Ms Rayner said.
The results of a post-mortem could take six to eight weeks to be confirmed.
Meanwhile, the world of music was mourning the loss of one of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century.

Thousands of fans gathered outside the hospital as music legends from to Quincy Jones - who produced 59-million selling album Thriller - to Madonna paid tribute to the troubled pop genius.

He's pumping... he's pumping the chest ...he's not responding to anything, Sir

THE desperate battle to revive Michael Jackson after his heart attack was revealed last night in a dramatic transcript of the 911 call.
Authorities released a tape of the emergency call, in which a man is heard telling the operator that a 50-year-old man is not breathing and "needs help".
The caller becomes ever more frantic as the conversation continues and says Jacko is "not responding to anything" - even as a doctor attempts to resuscitate him.
This is the full transcript of the call - and you can listen to it using the player below:
Caller: Yes sir I need to, I need an ambulance as soon as possible sir.
Operator: OK sir, what is your address?
Caller: Los Angeles, California. 90077.
Operator: Is it Carolwood?
Caller: Carolwood Drive, yes.
Operator: OK sir, what's the phone number you're calling from? And what's the problem, exactly what happened?
Caller: Sir, I have, we have a gentleman here who needs help, he's not breathing, he's not breathing and we need to, we are trying to pump him but he's not, he's not...
Operator: It's OK. How old is he?
Caller: He's, he's 50 years old sir.
Operator: 50, OK. He's unconscious, he's not breathing?
Caller: Yes, he's not breathing sir.
Operator: Ok. And he's not conscious either?
Caller: He's not conscious sir.
Operator: OK, all right. Do you have him, is he on the floor? Where is he at right now?
Caller: He's on the bed sir, he's on the bed.
Operator: OK, let's get him on the floor.
Caller: OK.
Operator: OK, let's get him down to the floor. May I help you with CPR right now, OK?
Caller: We need, to get, we need...
Operator: OK, we're already on our way there. We're on our way. I'm going to do as much as I can to help you over the phone. We're already on our way. Did anybody see him?
Caller: Yes, we have a personal doctor here with him, sir.
Operator: Oh, you have a doctor there?
Caller: Yeah, but he's not responding to anything, to no, no, he's not responding to the CPR or anything.
Operator: Oh, OK. We're on our way there. If your guys are doing CPR as instructed by a doctor, he has a higher authority than me, and he's there on the scene. Did anybody witness what happened?
Caller: No, just the doctor sir. The doctor's been the only one here.
Operator: OK, so did the doctor see what happened?
Caller: (Speaking to doctor) Doctor, did you see what happened sir? (Speaking to operator) Sorry, you just, if you can please...
Operator: We're on our way, we're on our way. I was, I'm just passing these questions on to our paramedics, but they're on their way there, sir.
Caller: Thank you sir. He's pumping, he's pumping the chest, he's not responding to anything sir. Please...
Operator: OK, OK, we're on our way. We're, we're less than a mile away, we'll be there shortly.
Caller: Thank you sir, thank you.
Operator: OK sir. Call us back if you need any help. Thank you. Goodbye.
Caller: Yes sir.

Michael had been due to perform a marathon 50 concerts at London's 02 from next month: the tour was to restore his reputation and his bank balance after a decade in which his controversial private life drowned out his stardom.
Friends said the stress of the forthcoming tour - which sold out in 24 hours and had already been pushed back once - may have contributed to the star's declining health.
Jackson leaves three children, Michael Joseph Jackson Junior, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

If I don't tour they'll kill me

TORMENTED megastar Michael Jackson was terrified of performing the 50 London gigs that were looming, but told pals: "If I don't tour they'll kill me."
The singer's mental health crumbled in the days before he died, it was claimed.
His drug dependency was out of control as the singer once dubbed The Greatest Showman on Earth fell victim to a dark dread he had never experienced - stage fright.
Jacko's exhausted body finally collapsed after being weakened further by gruelling rehearsals for the string of comeback shows due to start at the O2 arena next month.
A source close to him said last night: "There were serious concerns for his mental health near the end - so much so that he was seeing a psychiatrist.
"He said he was being pushed into a corner and had an irrational fear that he would die or be killed if he didn't perform in London.
"He kept saying that he had to do the concerts because he owed too much money.
"But all the time he was saying these things, his body was starting to shut down as he became more and more dependent on drugs.
"His friends say he signed his death warrant when he put pen to paper for the O2 shows. He wasn't up to it physically or mentally."
Aides became increasingly concerned about Jacko's mood swings in the days before his death.
One moment he would be excited, energetic and full of enthusiasm for his British shows.
But the next he would sit staring into space and refuse to respond to anyone around him.
He also became anxious about the small surgical scar on his chest following his skin cancer surgery and was dismayed when he was prescribed extra pills for a minor infection.
He told staff he was convinced the cancer was killing him and that he was being punished by God - though he did not say why.
All attempts to calm him by suggesting postponing the shows on health grounds were said to have fallen on deaf ears.
He is alleged to have responded: "I owe money everywhere. They will kill me if I don't sing in London."
Throughout Jacko's troubled life, his turmoil was reflected in disturbing changes he had made to his face. In recent weeks it was his mind that was being distorted.
The Jackson family's lawyer yesterday blamed his inner circle - dubbed The Enablers - for pushing him too hard.
Brian Oxman, who comforted Jacko's relatives, including sister La Toya and brothers Jermaine and Randy, said: "This was something I feared and something which I warned about."
Former producer and friend of Jacko Tarak Ben Ammar also claimed the hypochondriac star had previously been a victim of "charlatan doctors".
He said: "It's clear to me the criminals in this affair are the doctors who treated him throughout his career - who destroyed his face and gave him medicine to ease his pain.
"He was a hypochondriac and one never really knew if he was sick because he had become surrounded by charlatans who were billing him thousands of dollars' worth of drugs, vitamins." Another source added: "Michael was convinced that if he didn't perform in London he would die.
"He would say, 'They will kill me', but no one ever really understood who he was talking about. He seemed paranoid."
Promoters of the shows at the O2, in Greenwich, South-East London, said Jacko had passed a rigorous 4½-hour medical before signing the deal in March.
He hoped the This Is It gigs would revive his flagging career and boost his tarnished image.
Jacko desperately needed the estimated £50million he was set to make from the shows.
He had plunged into debt despite being worth £350million in his heyday.
At the time of his death he was almost bankrupt, living on friends' generosity and bank handouts.
Experts said it would be largely up to his family to sort out what promised to be a financial nightmare.
Mr Oxman said: "I suspect that the death of Michael Jackson is only the beginning of the legal battles over not only his property but also his children."
More than 750,000 tickets were sold for the London gigs but concerns grew after the first four were postponed last month.
Promoter AEG Live now faces the prospect of a £300million black hole in its finances.
Jacko's death has hit it with a £51million bill for ticket refunds.
Other factors, including production costs, planned future tour revenue, and advance payments made to Jacko sent the total soaring.
Shocked fans began turning the O2 into a shrine to him yesterday.
Among those mourning the star was Mohammed Rizwan, 26, who had spent £1,300 on tickets to see 17 of the London concerts.
The salesman, from Stratford, East London, said: "I'm gutted - not because I'll miss the shows but because I'm going to miss him."
First night ticket-holder Paul Carter, of Chafford Hundred, Essex, said: "He was our generation's Elvis Presley."
Floral tributes, banners, pictures and messages were piled up outside the former Millennium Dome.
Suzanne Butler, 27, a legal editor from Bromley, Kent, wept as she read some of the notes.
She said: "I could not go to work today. I was too upset."
Mimi White, 33, from London, said: "When I heard I freaked out. I could not stop crying and I was praying it was not true."
Jenny Williams, 41, a civil servant from Basildon, Essex, said: "I called Jacko my dancing partner because I grew up with his music."
Jacko's death also dominated talk among rock fans at the Glastonbury festival, Somerset. Student Harriet Molloy, 22, said: "His songs were playing everywhere."
And a flash mob of hundreds of Jacko fans danced to his music outside London's Liverpool Street station yesterday evening.

My brother, King of Pop

BRAVE Jermaine Jackson spoke for his devastated family when he hailed Jacko as "my brother the legendary King of Pop".
In a moving Press conference a clearly shaken and emotional Jermaine told how his parents, brothers and sisters had watched as doctors spent a desperate hour trying to revive Michael.
The medics were finally forced to admit to the sobbing Jackson clan there was nothing they could do.
Speaking at the UCLA Medical Centre in Los Angeles where 50-year-old Michael died, Jermaine said: "My brother, the legendary King of Pop Michael Jackson, passed away on Thursday June 25 2009 at 2.26pm.
"It is believed that he suffered cardiac arrest in his home.
"His personal physician, who was with him at the time, attempted to resuscitate my brother as did the paramedics who transported him.
"Upon arriving at the hospital at 1.14pm a team of doctors including emergency physicians and cardiologists attempted to resuscitate him for over an hour.
"They were unsuccessful."
Insiders said the family had gone through hell as they witnessed the fight to save Michael.
When he was first stretchered in there were screams of "You've got to save him, you've got to save him" from shocked members of the family, The Sun can reveal.
Sister La Toya, 53, was sobbing hysterically throughout. She repeatedly screamed out "Why?" as it became clear hopes of saving her beloved brother were becoming futile.
Michael's 43-year-old sister Janet - who had flown in from a film shoot - sat in silence in a hospital corridor with tears streaming down her cheeks.

Also there was Michael's dad Joe, 79, who had rushed in from Las Vegas, and his wife Katherine.
They were joined by other sister Rebbie, 59, along with brothers Jackie, 58, Tito, 55, Marlon, 52, and Randy, 47.
Rebbie's singer son Austin, 23, and Jacko's actress pal Elizabeth Taylor also rushed to the hospital along with 54-year-old Jermaine's manager and close friend Frank Dileo.
A source told The Sun: "The whole Jackson clan were at the hospital and were in total shock.

Harmony

"They were sat in the standard green hospital waiting area. Some cried, many were hugging each other but for the most they were completely silent."

Janet ... sat in silence in floods of tears
Finally a doctor appeared and told them all efforts to restart Michael's heart had failed
The source added: "All the family went into the operating room and said goodbye to Michael one by one. Michael looked at total peace and in harmony."
Jacko's children Prince Michael, 12, Paris, 11, and Prince Michael II, seven, were at Michael's rented Bel Air house as the drama unfolded.
A source said: "They were watching Disney movies and were kept unaware of the situation."
Family friends last night said Jermaine had been the family's rock. Jacko's mum Katherine, 79, seemed very weak and held on to Jermaine for support.
A source said: "She had spent the most time by Michael's side after he died, she was holding and kissing his hand.
"She was the last one to leave the room before his body was taken out of the hospital.
"Katherine is very religious these days. She blames herself for the family's issues.
"She is a committed Jehovah's Witness and is totally heartbroken that her baby is dead.
"There are now serious fears for her health.

"But Michael's nephew Austin seemed to be the worst affected.
"He was in floods of tears all afternoon - Michael was his mentor and someone who he would go to for advice."
The shattered Jackson family left the hospital together and went straight to the family home in Encino about 20 minutes away.
They then solemnly discussed funeral arrangements.
It included a plan to lay Michael to rest alongside Marilyn Monroe at Westwood Memorial Park in LA.

Jacko’s deadly cocktail of drugs

THE deadly drug cocktail taken daily by King of Pop Michael Jackson is revealed for the first time by The Sun today. The shock list emerged as police probing an injection which preceded the star’s tragic death spoke with a doctor last night.
Jacko, 50, was taking up to THREE powerful narcotic pain relievers at the same time — when any more than one is deemed potentially fatal.
Sources close to the singer’s entourage said he was injected three times a day with Demerol - the potent painkiller given to him before his collapse at home in LA on Thursday.
Jacko, who suffered a heart attack, was taking another painkiller, Dilaudid. And sources said he had recently been prescribed yet ANOTHER narcotic pain reliever, Vicodin.
His other drugs included muscle relaxant Soma, a sedative called Xanax and anti-depressant Zoloft. He also took Paxil for anxiety and heartburn pill Prilosec.

Cop talks ... Dr Murray

Police were trying last night to establish who gave his final injection.
Officers were due to speak to heart doctor Conrad Robert Murray, who acted as one of the star's personal physicians.
His whereabouts were unknown at one point, but he was set to be interviewed later.
The Sun can reveal Dr Murray was at Jackson's house the morning he died. He was quizzed in hospital after the star's death.
Another personal doctor to Jacko, Lebanese Tohme R Tohme, was also questioned at the hospital.
Neither had been named as a suspect last night.
A close member of Jackson's family said the daily dose of Demerol was "too much" and confirmed the 11.30am shot caused his death, according to celeb website TMZ.
Los Angeles County Coroner Craig Harvey last night ruled out foul play.
But he would not comment on specific drugs taken by Jacko until the results of tests in four to six weeks.

LIFE IN PHOTOS of Michael Jackson (From PRESENT to Early Days):

In London to launch the This Is It tour in March

A fan sits head in hands outside the 02 dome in London

Viewing the body of James Brown, with Jesse Jackson

Performing "We are the World" at Earl's Court in London

Outside Santa Barbara County Courthouse, California, two months into the child abuse trial - where he was eventually found innocent

Michael Jackson stands on his car to wave to fans after leaving the courthouse during his trial in 2004

Defending himself against child abuse charges in a video taped statement from his Neverland Ranch

Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department booking mugshot

Michael Jackson dangles his baby son out of a fifth storey window as he looks at fans outside a Berlin hotel.

With Britney Spears at concert in Madison Square Garden

With Slash during benefit concert in Munich, Germany

The crotch grab. Germany 1997.

With hero Nelson Mandela in Cape Town

With second wife Deborah Rowe-Jackson, a nurse with whom he had 2 children. They filed fordivorce after three years of marriage.

1995: Barechested on German TV

Accepting the MTV award for best dance video with sister Janet

With President Bill Clinton at a gala on the eve of Clinton's first inauguration as president of the United States in Washington

Showing Oprah Winfrey around Neverland in a rare TV interview

In the Whitehouse with former First Lady Laura Bush

On the Bad tour in France

Even the making-of video for Thriller spent time at Number 1

Michael Jackson's first gold album, awarded for "Thriller" in 1982. It sold some 60 million copies, still a world record, won eight Grammy awards and charted a record six top ten singles. It made Michael more than £100 million.

The Wiz was a flop - but Jackson was introduced to Quincy Jones who went on to produce classic albums Off The Wall, Thriller and Bad

As lead singer of the Jackson Five at a performance at the Mill Run Playhouse. Michael's solo career had taken off with single Ben.

Michael (centre) poses with the other members of the Jackson 5, Tito, Randy, Jackie & Marlon

MICHAEL JACKSON: HIStory

THE EARLY YEARS

29th Aug 1958 Born Michael Joseph in Gary, Indiana. Parents were Joseph and Karen Jackson. Six brothers: Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, Steven, and Randy. Three sisters: Maureen, LaToya and Janet. All eleven family members lived in a small two-bedroom clapboard house at 2300 Jackson St.
1963 Mother Katherine became a Jehovah's Witness. Began to attend school at Garnett Elementary. Also became "the lead guy" in the Jackson singing group.
1964 Jacksons performed first non-contest show at a Big Top supermarket.

Aug 1967 Jackson Five performed in the Amateur Show. Won in the most prestigious category the "Superdog".
July 1968 Jacksons signed contract for Motown.
Oct 1969 First single "I want you back" released.
Dec 1969 First album "Diana Ross Presents The Jackson 5" released.
31st Jan 1970 "I Want You Back" reached number one in the Billboard chart. Sold more than six million copies.

STARDOM

1972 "Ben" released as a single was first solo number 1 and sold 1.7 million copies in the U.S alone.
1975 Jackson Five and Michael signed with Epic. As well as "a signing bonus" of $750,000 they were guaranteed $350,000 per album.
1978 Starred in the film "The Wiz" along with Diana Ross. The film flopped but was notable in Michael's career in that it introduced Michael to Quincy Jones.
1979 Collaborated with Quincy Jones in making "Off the wall". This sold more than 10 million copies and established Michael as a superstar in his own right. It included the number one singles "Don't stop till you get enough" and "Rock with you".

MEGASTARDOM

1982 "Thriller" released. Again produced by Jones, this sold upwards of forty million copies, which remains a record. It received eight Grammy awards and charted a record six top ten singles. It made Michael more than £100 million.
28th Jan 1984 While filming a Pepsi Cola commercial in Los Angeles a canister, designed to send smoke billowing around him, exploded and set fire to Michael's hair. He subsequently needed laser treatment for his scarred scalp.
1985 Bought "The Beatles" song back catalogue for £31 million.
Nov 1986 Michael revealed that he sleeps in a £90,000 pressurised oxygen chamber to help stop ageing. He claimed "I believe if I treat my body properly I'll live to be at least 150."
1987 "Bad" album released. Went straight in at number one in the Billboard chart.
Apr 1988 Autobiography "Moonwalk" published.
1991"Dangerous" album released.

TROUBLED 90s

1992 Video for single "Black and White" attracted much criticism for the violence of its ending which featured Jackson grabbing his crotch and smashing a car with a hammer.
1993 In an interview with Oprah Winfrey, Michael said he had been whipped and abused as a child by his father.
Aug 1993 13 year old Jordan Chandler accused Michael of sexual abuse. Among the allegations reported over the ensuing months was that Michael repeatedly "kissed and fondled" Jordan.
25th Jan 1994 Jackson's lawyers announced £26.6 million out of court settlement with Jordan Chandler.
26th May 1994 Married Lisa Marie Presley in Santa Domingo, Dominican Republic.
21st Sept 1994 LA district attorney Gil Garcetti ruled that no charges would be brought against Michael because Jordy Chandler had "repeatedly" refused to testify
1995 "HIStory" double album of past and new songs released. Sales were disappointing and the new tracks were panned by the critics.
18th Jan 1996 Lisa Marie Presley filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences".
19th Feb 1996 Michael Jackson's performance of Earthsong at the Brit Awards disrupted when Jarvis Cocker jumped on stage and wiggled his bottom at the audience before being chased off by extras.
14th Nov 1996 Michael married nurse Debbie Rowe, 37 in Sydney.
13th Feb 1997 Debbie Rowe gave birth to Michael's first child called Prince Michael Jnr.
3rd Apr 199 Second child, a baby girl called Paris born.
8th Oct 1999 Divorce papers were filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court ending Michael's marriage to Debbie Rowe. Their lawyer, Howard J Rubenstein, said the couple "mutually agreed to end their marriage".
14th Oct 1999 Was announced that Michael was giving Debbie Rowe £5 million in exchange for their two children in a divorce settlement.
7th Jan 2000 Reported that Michael was going to quit the music business and said his next album would be his last.
3rd Sept 2000 Pictures in The News of the World show that Michael's son Prince had blond hair and baby blue eyes.
6th Mar 2001 Michael addressed the Oxford University Union on the subject of childcare and promoted his new initiative "Heal the Kids".
7th Sept 2001 Michael Jackson hosted the first of two star studded concerts at Madison Square Gardens to celebrate his 30 years in showbiz.Marlon Brando, Liza Minnelli, Elizabth Taylor, Ray Charles, Britney Spears, Destiny's Child and Yoko Ono were amongst those who appeared. Michael himself only sang one song, his new single "You Rock My World", it was his first live American concert appearance in 11 years.
30th Oct 2001 Jackson released the album Invincible.
22nd Aug 2002 It was revealed that Michael Jackson had secretly became a father for the third time. But even close associates did not know who the child's mother was.
10th Oct 2002 A book written by Jackson's former brother-in-law Jack Gordon claimed that Jackson hit his pet chimp Bubbles, paid both his wives to marry him and used injections to make his skin paler.
19th Nov 2002 Michael Jackson was criticised after he dangled his baby, Prince Michael the Second aka Blanket, over the fifth floor balcony rail of a hotel in Berlin.
20th Nov 2002 Jackson took his children Prince Michael and Paris Michael to Berlin Zoo. The children's faces were obscured by veils prompting concern over their bizarre upbringing.
3rd Jan 2003 ITV televised Living with Michael Jackson, a documentary where he was interviewed by Martin Bashir. He discussed how he let children sleep in his bed. He admitted that he had had 2 operations on his nose but denied he had changed his appearance in any other way. He talked about his traumatic childhood. His three children were also shown, their faces obscured by masks and veils.

12th Feb 2003 Michael agreed a £1.5 million deal with the Fox network in America to show his own version of the Bashir documentary entitled Take 2: The Documentary They Wouldn't Show You.
4th Mar 2003 The magazine Vanity Fair claimed that Michael Jackson paid £100,000 to put voodoo curses on 25 "enemies" that included Steven Spielberg and David Geffen. It alleged that to strengthen the spell he spent another £100,000 on a ritual bath of animals' blood for which eighty beast were slaughtered.
8th Apr 2003 Michael Jackson put his Californian ranch, Neverland, on sale for £15million.
27th May 2003 Jackson's former financial advisers, Union Finance and Investment Corporation, filed court papers suing him for £8million in unpaid debts and expenses.
13th Sept 2003 Michael opened Neverland to the public attempting to sell tickets for five thousand dollars each. However, tickets were being sold on eBay for far less than that.
18th Nov 2003 Dozens of police officers used a warrant to search Michael Jackson's Neverland mansion. Jackson's lawyer, Brian Oxman, said the search was connected to sexual abuse allegations brought by a boy aged 12.
20th Nov 2003 Michael Jackson gave himself up to police and was led in hand cuffs into Santa Barbara sheriff's office. He surrendered his passport and paid £1.9million in bail.

18th Dec 2003 Michael Jackson was formally charged with performing lewd acts with a young boy. He was accused of serious sexual conduct with an under age child and that he plied him with an intoxicating agent. The child involved was believed to be Gavin Arvizu who featured in Martin Bashir's documentary on the singer.
16th Jan 2004 Michael Jackson made his first court appearance and pleaded not guilty to seven charges of child molestation and two of giving a child an "intoxicating agent". Jackson played to the crowds of supporters when he arrived at the court in Santa Maria, California, signing autographs and jumping onto the roof of a jeep for an impromptu song and dance routine.
23rd Jan 2004 Michael Jackson's ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, was said to be suing him for custody of their two children, Prince, 6, and Paris ,5. The move came amid claims that the children were not biologically related to Jackson but the children of an anonymous sperm donor.
29th Jan 2004 Jackson's ex-business manager Myung-Ho Lee claimed that the singer was addicted to alcohol and painkillers. He claimed that Michael had been in rehab as recently as 1999 and regularly swigged wine, he dubbed jesus juice, from soft drinks cans.
30th Apr 2004 Jackson was charged with conspiracy to kidnap a child and false imprisonment and could be jailed for up to 74 years if found guilty.
29th May 2004 Daniel Kapan, 18, made detailed allegations of abuse which he claimed was filmed by Jackson and began when he was three-years-old.
16th June 2004 It emerged that Michael Jackson paid 25million dollars to silence allegations of sexual abuse made by Jordan Chandler eleven years-ago.
31st Jan 2005 Jackson's trial began in Santa Maria, California, where he faced charges of sexually abusing a 13-year old leukaemia survivor.
28th Feb 2005 Michael Jackson's trial began with Tom "Mad Dog" Sneddon's opening statement He described how the singer allegedly had visited sexually explicit websites and showed cancer survivor Gavin Arvizo - who was 13 at the time - and his younger brother pornography and plied them with alcohol.
10th March 2005 Jackson arrived an hour late at the court in pyjamas.
8th Apr 2005 A former security guard at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch testified that he saw the singer sexually abusing a boy in the early 1990s. Ralph Chacon gave graphic evidence at the trial in California. But defence lawyers attacked his credibility, painting him as a bitter ex-employee.
11th Apr 2005 June Chandler, the mother of alleged abuse victim Jordy, gave evidence telling how Jackson had begged her to allow her son to share his bed. She said she initially refused to let teenager Jordy Chandler sleep in Mr Jackson's bed, but relented when the singer got upset. "He said, 'You don't trust me? We're a family... There's nothing wrong,'" she told the court in California.
11th May 2005 Macaulay Culkin admitted that he had slept in Michael Jackson's bed but said that allegations of abuse were "ridiculous". Giving evidence at Jackson's child abuse trial, the former child actor said that he had shared a "special bond" with Jackson.
3rd June 2005 The jurors retired to consider their verdict on the charges against Jackson. The trial had lasted sixty days, with 135 witnesses and more than 1,000 pieces of evidence. Jackson had worn 66 different outfits, including pyjamas. If convicted Jackson would face twenty years in jail.
13th June 2005 Michael was cleared of all 10 counts of abuse by the jury in Santa Monica.
7th Oct 2005 Jackson was seen in public for the first time since being cleared of child abuse charges in June. He attended the Billy Elliot musical in London's West End and was besieged by fans a day earlier at a recording studio in the city, where he was believed to be recording a single for the American victims of Hurricane Katrina.
16th Feb 2006 An appeals court refused to reinstate an order granting pop star Michael Jackson sole custody of his two children with ex-wife Debbie Rowe.
13th Apr 2006 Michael Jackson relinquished control over the $1 billion Beatles back catalogue. Sony agreed to pay $200 million for half of Jackson's stake in order to save him from bankruptcy.

March 2009 After three years largely out of the spotlight, Jackson announces a comeback show of 50 dates at London's O2 arena.

25 June, 2009 Jackson dies from heart attack at his Hollywood home.

Other Photos of Michael Jackson:

HEARTFELT CONDOLENCE TO MICHAEL JACKSON , THE KING OF POP.

Apple OS 3.0 rox man!!!

2009-06-25T16:17:00.005+08:00

NOTICE the Bluetooth icon there...it's not a fake toy or wad...but it's REAL!

YES! The iPhone and iPod Touch OS 3.0 unlocks you the Bluetooth connectivity in your iPhone or iPod touch 2G!

Not only that!! :

~Copy & Paste photos
~New Spotlight
~Search in Mail, Calendar, and iPod
~3G Tethering
~Landscape keyboard
~Multimedia messaging
~Support for new calendar types
~Improved stocks application
~Stereo Bluetooth A2DP audio
~Note syncing with iTunes.
~Automatic login in Safari
~Shake to shuffle music
~Wi-Fi auto-login
~Anti-phishing
~Extended parental controls

Along with so many new features Apple will also include new widgets when you download the new version of the iPhone operating system, version 2.0.

I am personally very grateful to see that they have put in send and receive files functionality, this is a great feature which will allow you to exchange files with friends and family who have either the iPhone / iPhone 3G / iPod Touch without having to rely on the existence of a WiFi network because the devices will be able to link to each other directly.

~Voice memo application
~Send and receive files

Of course, with so many new advanced functions to the new iPhone 3.0, software developers using the SDK (software development kit) will also get an update to the SDK.

The new SDK kit will sport over 1,000 new APIs allow you to make the most out of your creativity and new functions available on the new OS 3.0.

Here are just some examples of what the new SDK will be capable of doing:

~Peer to peer bluetooth connectivity
~Browse remote content
~Use of iPhone / iPod Touch to control perpherals
~Ability to place maps inside applications
~Turn by turn direction
~Push notification
~Voice communication within applications
~Rumbling
~Audio recording
~Access to music from applications

HERE IS THE OS 3.0 Firmware for iPhone, iPod touch 2G and 1G !!!!

(NO JAILBREAK NEEDED!!!!)

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=B5IJD1ZE

Yeah!!! I WON....duhhhh...

2009-06-04T13:53:00.005+08:00

TODAY is a super-boring day...(wrong, should say EVERYDAY)...I woke up as usual...den i received a BIG PARCEL...I saw my name on it>>>YES, I won the cinema contest I joined last 3 months!!! (the organizer has superb efficiency..lol) until i forgot about it..
Of course, I unpacked it-----it's a BIIIIGG CAR SUNSHADE (for what???) with COOL golden printing on it...NICE~~....den...i have a big prob now>>> I CANNOT STUFF THAT THINGY INSIDE>>>>>AHHHHHHH...(save me)...when i stuff it harder inside, the thingy cracked at a side!!!! my god...no comment on low quality stuff...haizzz ====

THANKs TO TGV CINEMAS !!

No Boundaries...Adam vs. Kris

2009-06-01T16:25:00.005+08:00

In my opinion, ADAM LAMBERT sang No Boundaries much much much more better than KRIS ALLEN...
if you watched the performance of Kris, you will found that he is barely able to reach the high pitch of the song compared to Adam that sang the song with ease! On the other hand, Kris looked totally breathless when he forced himself to scream the song out of his throat and he also stopped for a while during the song to inhale...that's the reason Kris dropped his jaw onto the floor and felt so surprised when the result is announced...an unexpected victory--

hai~~....Kris Allen is still not the BEST (Hear it...te sheng), although he won!!! NO COMMENT on the judges...siao...
(maybe because of the s.o. issues...I do not know).

...my iPod touch apps...

2009-05-24T12:14:00.003+08:00

just dun understand...

2009-05-24T11:33:00.003+08:00

*************************TRUE STORY*************************

i just dun understand that my three pendrives in my cupboard gone missing at the same time like have wings and fly away juz like that...i didn't even touch it at all during my exams...
then i starts to find them....about a week turning my house upside down to find the stupid thumbdrives...den i starts to suspect my weekly maid had stolen them...
erm....but what she can do with my pendrives....sell them(cheap cheap)?....use them(with what)....or EVEN she too hungry and ate it?....
NO WAY...they will steal diamonds, rubies, sapphires, emerald, money....
BUT CERTAINLY NOT MY PENDRIVES!.....then i think my bro took it and when i asked him he said no....mom n dad oso said no...den i suspects my bro took it>>>>looking all over in his cupboard n i found nth...
i told my mom i think my bro took the pendrives n she didn't believe me n promised it will not be my bro who stole the pendrives...AHH>>(died)...NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE lah wei...she even say maybe i misplaced them or what...(died for the 2nd time)...nobody will believe me at all...
>>>(THE NEXT WEEK SUNDAY)...today after i had my breakfast....den i tried to find again...AND !!POFF!! i saw the three damn things right in the cupboard that i put them in....they just reappeared miraclely like David Copperfield's magic.....almost fainted(for real)....when i asked my bro n he admitted he's the one who stole it....(please imagine urself)......i said WHAT the toot!!!! he should tell me earlier!!!! BECAME INSANE n STOMPING AT THE GROUND LIKE MAD...AH FCUK...just not really understand....n i recalled my mom's guarantee den i think maybe her eyes misplaced at somewhere else....HAIZZZ....what a desperate mother...what a desperate day!!!

My JAILBROKEN IPOD TOUCH 2G

2009-05-21T22:29:00.003+08:00

COOL RIGHT~~LOL...

American Idol Season 8 GRAND FINALE !

2009-05-16T15:38:00.009+08:00

ADAM LAMBERT

KRIS ALLEN

Attention, Rosie O'Donnell: Simon Cowell promised that next week's American Idol will be a ding-dong finale. Break out the Drake's Cakes!

Actually, Simon wasn't referring to Rosie's favorite chocolate cake treat, he was using perhaps the strangest euphemism he could come up with to hype the finale which he anticipates -- and rightfully so -- a great showdown between two singers who could both be deservedly crowned the winner of American Idol.

Adam Lambert vs. Kris Allen might seem like a heavyweight versus a bantam weight, one guy who's already been splashed on magazine covers -- last week's Entertainment Weekly -- as the presumptive champ, while the other was nearly knocked on his butt by the judge's song choice that was so bad that Simon faulted Kara and Randy for setting him up to fail.In fact, it's widely believed that most people were betting on a Danny Gokey vs. Adam Lambert finale, with Kris on the outside looking in. It looked like that to me a few weeks ago, but even after the stunning comeback by Kris this week, Adam is still the odds-on favorite to win it all. Still, this finale is going to be much, much better with a David (Kris) vs. Goliath (Adam) theme. You know, it's the cute guy with the sweet sound and the acoustic guitar up against a Mick Jagger/Freddy Mercury/Elvis and Dr. Frank-N-Furter rock sensation. The contrast is stark, maybe the best since Ruben Studdard faced off with Clay Aiken. It'll be really interesting to see how it plays out, what they choose to sing in the time they're given to make a last impression on the voting public. Then there's the matter of the vote: who will America really get behind when it's for all the marbles. The big winner, ultimately, is Fox. It's going to clean up in the ratings. Oh, one last thought: don't feel bad for Danny. I predict that he, along with both Adam and Kris, will be around for quite a while. These guys have all shown that they're very good singers as well as compelling performers. They'll pack arenas in the American Idol summer tour.

Remember, if American Idol has proven anything to us over the past few years, the contestant who wins the top prize is not necessarily the most famous name a year or two later. After all, Jennifer Hudson's Oscar and Grammy came after she lost on Idol.

THE STUNNING VICTORY!!! KRIS ALLEN WON THE AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 8!!!!

p/s: this prove that "yag" contestant will not EVER win although how good he is!!!

Wh0A!! Susan Boyle Breaks YouTube Highest Viewing Record Ever!!!

2009-05-05T20:55:00.007+08:00

Ever look at a mirror and wonder who is that old lady staring back at you?
Do you feel depressed when flick through those glossy magazines carrying pictures of perfect women?
Don't lose hope girls, Susan Boyle has come to your rescue. Boyle has shaken the world, reminding it of the genuine meaning of the word beauty - it is more than skin deep.

In August 2008, Boyle applied for an audition for Britain's Got Talent, and was accepted after a preliminary audition. Boyle performed a rendition of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Misérables in the first round of the third series of Britain's Got Talent, which was watched by over 10 million viewers when it aired on 11 April 2009.This performance was widely reported, and tens of millions of people viewed a video of her singing on YouTube . Boyle was "absolutely gobsmacked" by the strength of this reaction.
Boyle is well aware that the audience on Britain's Got Talent was initially hostile to her because of her appearance, but she has refused to change her image:

“I know what they were thinking, but why should it matter as long as I can sing? It’s not a beauty contest.”

—Susan Boyle, The Sunday Times

The contrast between the audience's first impression of her when she appeared on stage compared to the ovation she received afterwards triggered global interest. Articles about her appeared in newspapers worldwide, while the numbers who watched videos of her audition have set an online record.Within nine days of her televised debut, videos of her audition, subsequent interviews of her, and her 1999 rendition of "Cry Me a River" had been viewed a combined total of over 100 million times on the Internet.As of 27 April, the number exceeds 170 million and continues to grow at a rate of 8 million a day.

Cowell is reported to be setting up a contract with Boyle with his Syco Music company label, a subsidiary of Sony Music.

Appearing on the stage of the TV show "Britain's Got Talent" on April 11, the 47 year old Scottish spinster looked like she would be a flop. She was chubby, had bushy eyebrows and scruffy hair. She obviously would never turn a single head on the street, which explained the cold reception she got when she walked on to the stage. The judges, Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden, as well as the crowd were ready to axe her from the contest. However, everything changed after Boyle started singing "I Dreamed a Dream" from "Les Miserables". The heavens opened and the crowds started to cheer as if they had just seen something spectacular. The crowd made a Uturn from its initial hostile reaction, and Holden was so impressed she gave Boyle a standing ovation."When you stood there with that cheeky grin and said, 'I want to be like Elaine Paige', everyone was laughing at you. No one is laughing now," confessed Morgan, who later said Boyle had made his day.Three weeks after Boyle's appearance on 'Britain's Got Talent', Boyle has become a global phenomenon. She was on CNN's Larry King Live and Good Morning America. A Google search of her name comes up with 22 million results and the most popular version of the rendition of "I Dreamed a Dream" on YouTube has been viewed more than 49 million times. Unsurprisingly, the world is falling in love with Boyle. YouTube fans just can't seem to keep away. "I've watched this more than 100 times. Your voice is addicting! We need a CD!" read a comment on the videosharing website. Call it the "Susan effect", but world audiences have fallen for her and her addictive voice. From Argentina to Russia, from China to Thailand, everybody seems to be speaking the same language - Susan Boyle's language. She represents authentic beauty minus botox, chin surgery or even teeth whitening. And the secret of this beauty? She is comfortable under her skin, is full of life and has always kept her dream alive."She's sassy. She's got fire in her belly and she's got so much of courage and honesty," says Holden.With the world taking on this authentic beauty, the last thing her fans want to hear is that this "ugly" star has gone through a makeover. A fan on YouTube has even urged Boyle to keep her unruly eyebrows. "I won't let her go to Simon Cowell's dentist and I'd like her to stay exactly the same. That's why we fell in love with her," said Holden, who obviously senses that the public want Boyle the way she is.Unsurprisingly, Boyle's visit to the salon made it to the headlines last week. She was reportedly getting a haircut, semipermanent colour rinse and having her eyebrows shaped. However, her brother John reassured everyone that it was nothing like a makeover. "She's still the same Susan," he said.
It's almost as if in response to her "I Dreamed a Dream", the fans are singing Billy Joel's love song "Just the Way You Are".Hopefully, Boyle has heard these voices from across world and will not surrender to anything stylish. She is such an inspiration not only for her strong determination to become a singer but also her confidence. She is unarguably a winner, without the need for a title from "Britain's Got Talent". She entered the showbiz world at a time when everyone is so confused about the definition of beauty. Beauty has been so dependent on the plastic surgeon's knife that there is almost no room for anybody who falls short of the stereotypical beauty in the popular media.As the judges later admitted, it was a "lesson learned by the three of us", the world has also realised that it should not "judge a book by its cover".
Thanks to Susan Boyle, we can now liberate ourselves from the manufactured concepts of beauty. Next time you look at the mirror, ask yourself if you something that is as beautiful as what Boyle sees when she stares at the mirror?

A MUST-WATCH VIDEO!!! SUSAN HURRAY!!! GAMBATTE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

2009-05-05T17:00:00.004+08:00

~~31 Ways To Make A Girl Smile~~

1.Don't hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she'll feel left out

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.
5. Wrestle with her.
6. Don't go hang out with your ex when she's not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over andhug her and kiss her.... Let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "Hi"... And not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up.
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.
13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then tell her
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends.
21. Kiss her in the rain.
22. Kiss her just for the heck of it
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it DOES hurt her and makes her think you don't care, so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night but it's nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
27. Give her what she wants. ANYTHING.
28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
29. Tell her she's beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.
30. Hang out with her whenever you are free and you should be free to hangwith your girlfriend all the time.
31. If u care about her...SHOW her!

1.What each kiss means
Message:
-Kiss on the stomach; be redi,...,
-Kiss on the Forehead; expresing a lov 4 him/her
-Kiss on the Ear; seducing!,haha!
-Kiss on the Cheek; cute,
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore yah!..
-Kiss on the Neck;We belong together..
-Kiss on the Shoulder;I want you..
-Kiss on the Lips;I love you

What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; liking each oder,
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing;I am completely comfortable with you

Advice: Don't ask for a kiss, take one.If you were thinking about someone while reading this,you're definitely in Love.still under the process of helping other boys and girls to enjoy their relationship.

21122012 DOOMSDAY PREDICTION...probably the LAST DAY FOR ALL the EARTHLINGS!!!

2009-04-29T16:42:00.014+08:00

The 2012 Doomsday prediction is a present-day cultural meme proposing that cataclysmic and apocalyptic events will occur in the year 2012. This idea has been disseminated by numerous books, internet sites and by TV documentaries. The forecast is based primarily on what is claimed to be the end-date of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, which is presented as lasting 5,125 years and as terminating on December 21, 2012, and incorporates warnings from climate experts and other environmental scientists that the Earth has reached a tipping point that could generate mass extinctions, as well as interpretations of assorted legends, scriptures and prophecies.
A New Age interpretation of this transition posits that, during this time, the planet and its inhabitants may undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation rather than an armageddon.
Historian Richard G. Kyle notes that predictions of the imminent end of the world have a very long history, with hundreds of documented examples, some associated with religious prophecies, others with astronomical events such as comets or eclipses, and others with calendar events such as the millennium.

The Orion Nebula, as captured by the Spitzer and Hubble Space Telescopes using false-color imaging. Patrick Geryl's Orion Prophecy is among the many books that suggest the Earth is on the verge of an apocalypse.

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HOW THE EARTH WILL END?

9 ~POSSIBLE~ WAYS

The universe is trying to kill us. In earth From the Skies! our own Bad Astronomer, Phil Plait, counts the ways the world will end. Start worrying in a few million years about a cosmic dust collision, when the sun hits the closest spiral arm of our galaxy. Take your chances with an exploding star. Or manage to escape these threats, and you just get an extra 1035 years before all matter decays anyway.

asteroid impact
Local for a small rock, global for a big one
1 in 700,000
Almost 100% preventable,Identify potential impactors, then blow them up or push them out of the way
　
solar flare/cme
Collapse of power grid, potential ozone depletion
0*
Non-preventable, but mitigatableBuild robust power grids
　　
supernova
Ozone depletion, radiation
1 in 10,000,000
Not preventable
　
gamma-ray burst
Ozone depletion, radiation, setting planet on fire
1 in 14,000,000
Not preventable
　
black hole
Destruction of Earth
1 in 1,000,000,000,000
Not preventable

alien attack
Humanity wiped out by aliens, space bugs give us runny noses
?
Preventable, assuming we colonize the galaxy first.Otherwise, forget it.
　
death of the sun
Earth cooked to a crisp
0 †
Not preventable, but we have a long time to go yet
　
galactic doom
Ice ages, radiation, eaten by supermassive black hole
0 †
Not preventable, but again, none of these will happen on a human timescale

death of the universe
Decay of all matter, collapse of false vacuum
0 †
Not preventable, but dwarfs any timescale we can imagine
　
* Fatalities are very unlikely from a solar event, but they can still cause extensive damage.
† These events all take billions of years (at least!) to unfold, so the chances of them happening? during your lifetime are zero, but are inevitable over longer times.
　
　THE EARTH IS HOPELESS NOW........RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! but we can run to where??? LOLZZ...

LOL? Zha doooou! =.=|||

2009-04-23T16:12:00.005+08:00

I happen to "lepak" with a bunch of lame-arse-butt-kickin-so-called-joke-makers. The jokes are SOOOOO lame, that we actually laugh not because its funny~ BUT! because it's so super!uber! LAME! here's one..

1. What do you see in this picture?

Note: To get this right, you have to think: L.A.M.E

No, it's not a painting on the wall.. omg, is that even an answer? [someone gave tht answer LOL]Answer: What do YOU think it is? i personally thought it was a decoration :D it does look decorative you know. BUT, the answer is : A giraffe passing by the window =.=

2. Okay... What do you think THIS is?

Note: This one, think: SUPER DUPER FRUPER L.A.M.E =.=

Answer: No, it's not a crocodile opening it's mouth. The correct answer is : A witch/wizard's hat falling on the ground... ...... ...... ........<-- notice the prolonged silence.

3. Day 1: A male pencil and a female pencil are placed in a box.

Day 2: A new baby pencil appears. EXPLAIN.

Note: Yes, the pencils did have sex, and they produced a baby pencil.

But.. WHY?

Answer: ohh, you sure u wanna know? YOU SURE?! are u ready?! Dont choke! Swallow that piece of meat in ur mouth, DONT CHOKE!! ARE YOU READY?!!! The Answer? Its because They didn't use rubber. *swts* I personally thought time flew by just like wooshhh *snaps fingers* during physics tuition when Daniel started cranckin up his STUFF. I laughed till stomach almost* ache ;D Daniel gives credits to his sister, but honestly, he's a piece of work :D More to come.. or shd i stop all the lameness? i'm actually a very cool person ler.. i wonder if this post somehow marred my cool facade lol.

A super-sarcastic n funny "Poem"

2009-04-22T22:24:00.003+08:00

My First Time

The sky was dark

The moon was high

All alone

Just her and I

Her hair so soft

Her eyes so blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

To place my hand

On her breasts

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart

And when she did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time

Milking a COW!

I HAD A "CRUSH" ON DAVID ARCHULETA!!!

2009-04-15T16:48:00.005+08:00

DAVID came to Malaysia!!! I went to the Sunway Lagoon Amphitheatre to see him...
He was so marvellous when he sang his new song, Zero Gravity...nice nice~~~
The Above Image is David at the press conference in KL!!

David Archuleta BOLEH!!!

I want to be Sri KDU students!!!!

NEWS:

PETALING JAYA: American Idol (Season Seven) runner-up David Archuleta performed at the packed Sunway Lagoon Amphitheatre yesterday and wowed an estimated 6,000 fans, some of who had turned up as early as 8am.
The 18-year-old star arrived in Malaysia on Wednesday for a four-day promotional tour, which culminated in the Sunway showcase.
Archuleta performed four tracks from his self-titled album, including the hit single Crush, much to the delight of the audience who gamely sang along throughout the show.
The Utah lad also did renditions of Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles and Robbie Williams’ Angels, which saw him play the keyboards.
The concert kicked off at 3pm with three opening acts – Hou Ren (Astro Talent Quest runner-up), Alif Satar (One in a Million finalist) and Daniel Lee (Malaysian Idol champ).
The crowd that had turned up wasn’t just made up of screaming teens.
Noor Azhan Rizaluddin, 40, who had followed Season Seven ardently said Archuleta had certainly lived up to his expectations.
“He was awesome. And when he played the keyboards, I had goosebumps.”
The showcase was organised by Sony Music Entertainment, with DiGi as its main partner.

~luv luv A Little too Not Over You!!!~ Support David 4Ever!!!

By: kyoongkryo.my

KNOWING is just so OHHH-some!!!

2009-04-14T17:43:00.004+08:00

"WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE NUMBERS RUN OUT?"

This phrase is just so COOL~~~

I watched this movie KNOWING last Saturday and it is
totally captivating, electrifying and fabulous!!!
WORTH TO WATCH!!! 6-STAR rated movie(by me)..lol..

FULL SYNOPSIS HERE:

-Academy Award® Winner Nicolas Cage (National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Leaving Las Vegas) stars in KNOWING, a gripping action-thriller of global proportions about a professor who stumbles on terrifying predictions about the futureand sets out to prevent them from coming true. In 1959, as part of the dedication ceremony for a new elementary school, a group of students is asked to draw pictures to be stored in a time capsule. But one mysterious girl fills her sheet of paper with rows of apparently random numbers instead. Fifty years later, a new generation of students examines the capsules contents and the girls cryptic message ends up in the hands of young Caleb Koestler. But it is Calebs father, professor John Koestler (Nicolas Cage), who makes the startling discovery that the encoded message predicts with pinpoint accuracy the dates, death tolls and coordinates of every major disaster of the past 50 years. As John further unravels the documents chilling secrets, he realizes the document foretells three additional eventsthe last of which hints at destruction on a global scale and seems to somehow involve John and his son. When John's attempts to alert the authorities fall on deaf ears, he takes it upon himself to try to prevent more destruction from taking place. With the reluctant help of Diana Wayland and Abby, the daughter and granddaughter of the now-deceased author of the prophecies, John's increasingly desperate efforts take him on a heart-pounding race against time until he finds himself facing the ultimate disaster and the ultimate sacrifice.The film opens in Lexington, Massachusetts in 1959, where a competition is held among the students of a new elementary school to celebrate its opening. The winning plan, from student Lucinda Embry, a seemingly mental disorder/mentally disturbed girl, is to bury a time capsule containing the students' drawings of the future to be opened 50 years later in 2009. She is prevented from finishing her image, which is actually a series of seemingly random numbers, and goes missing during the ceremony. Her teacher later finds her in a gym closet, frantically scratching the remaining numbers into the door. Fifty years later, the time capsule is opened and the pictures are handed down to the new generation of students. Caleb, the son of MIT professor and astrophysicsastrophysicist John Koestler, receives Lucinda's envelope. Initially dismissing them as random numbers, John notices a single random number sequence, 911012996, which contains the date of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacksWorld Trade Center attacks as well as the death toll of the attack. Further research leads John to realise the numbers are a list contain the dates and death tolls of every major disaster, natural and man made, that has happened over the past 50 years, with three that have not occurred yet. When a commercial plane crash kills 81, the legitimacy of the list of numbers is confirmed and leading John to believe that Lucinda had an ability to prognosticate since childhood until she died. It is also revealed through this incident that the numbers contain the coordinates for every event listed. As his wife died in one of the past events, John starts to believe his son was chosen to get Lucinda's prophecies. After Caleb receives a vision of future global catastrophe from a silent man, John tries to contact the late Lucinda's daughter, Diana, to gain more information, but is rebuffed. But when John also predicts the second event, a subway train crash, Diana and her daughter, Abby, visit John and Caleb, and Diana reveals that her mother foretold of the date of her death would be on October 19th, which is also within the list. They investigate Lucinda's old mobile home in the woods, discovering walls of news clippings of the events and a drawing of MerkabahEzekiel's Wheel. During their investigation, the group encounters the silent man and three others, who vanish in a flash of light protruded from the man's mouth when John confronts them. Later Caleb is found writing numbers very similar to the ones that Lucinda wrote without realizing what he is doing. This may suggest that those numbers are predictions for future events. As a result of the confrontation, Abby is revealed to have been contacted by the "whisper people". Initially believing that the last event will kill only 33, John eventually re-examines the numbers after Diana's mention on how her mother used to write numbers and letters backward. He discovers that the final digits are not "33", but actually "EE" written backwards; the final event is a massive solar flare that will kill "Everyone Else." As Diana prepares to travel to a system of caves she believes will save them, John breaks into the school to steal the door Lucinda scratched the numbers on. At his house, he begins to scrape the paint off the door, but Diana refuses to wait for him, and leaves with the kids. As the solar flare approaches, it begins to disrupt cell phone signals, preventing John from contacting Diana. She is finally able to contact John through a gas station pay phone, and he tells her that the final numbers are the coordinates of her mother's house, which he believes is safe, while the caves won't protect them from the solar flare's radiation. When panic erupts at the gas station following the government's activation of the national Emergency Alert System and announcement of the solar flare, two of the whisper people hijack Diana's car with the two children. Giving chase in another car, Diana is hit by a truck trying to run a red light, dying exactly at midnight, on the very day her mother predicted. Arriving back at Lucinda's mobile home, John discovers the children are safe and comfortable in the presence of the whisper people. The whisper people are revealed to be celestial angel-like beings who invite the children to escape the destruction "to help everyone start over". At first, Caleb is very reluctant to go when his father is not invited to come along; John successfully persuades him to go, saying that they will be together again eventually. The whisper people leave Earth on their ship, a massive structure resembling Ezekiel's Wheel, as other ships also depart Earth. As anarchy reigns in New York City and Boston John arrives to be with his parents and sister just as the solar flare strikes Earth and incinerates all life on the planet. Caleb and Abby are dropped off on an Earth-like planet with at least two moons as the other ships drop off their passengers. The movie ends as the two children, dressed in white, run toward a large white tree, possibly being the fabled Tree of Life.

“Music-Man” 王力宏大馬演唱會

2009-04-11T10:25:00.005+08:00

音樂超能量戰士 “Music-Man” 王力宏大馬演唱會

5月2日震撼大馬！！
讓期待的歌迷等了兩年，王力宏終於要來馬開唱！一直都是票房銷售保證的力宏，除了專輯銷售表現優異、廣告代言不斷，前年所演出的電影「色戒更創下去年亞洲最好票房。
而兩年前，王力宏「蓋世英雄演唱會」還創下了一票難求的紀錄，演唱會前的2 個星期，門票經已售罄，全場爆滿！
精彩的演出至今仍讓歌迷津津樂道！由Boston又一城榮譽呈獻，銀河集團舉辦的 “Music-Man”王力宏大馬演唱會，將于 5月2日（六），晚上8點，在武吉加裏爾國家體育場震撼登場！
演唱會門票分爲：RM398, RM318, RM268, RM198, RM138 （對號入座）以及RM88 ( 自由入座）。
這次繼蓋世英雄演唱會之後，王力宏再度擔任整場全新演唱會的音樂總監，龜毛的MUSIC-MAN為了力求完美，把斥資一百五十萬美元打造的“MUSIC MAN”全套硬件班底包括燈光、音響等設備都要從國外特別運進來，所有來自美英澳新馬日本等工作技術人員及伴舞、樂手的黃金陣容也將全力爲力宏的演唱會助陣。
那把由愛爾蘭吉他大師Alistair專爲王力宏設計，價值2萬美元的電吉他巴哈姆特Bahamut，也會伴隨王力宏在舞台上無限馳騁，一展他的吉他炫技！

新英雄「MUSIC-MAN」正式誕生！由於王力宏從小就喜歡看美國英雄漫畫，視超人、蝙蝠俠、蜘蛛人、鋼鐵人等英雄為偶像，因此這次全新的巡迴演唱會特別將自己化身為這些超級英雄的新成員--「MUSIC-MAN」音樂超人；而不同於之前蓋世英雄充滿「chinked out] 風格的中國風，新的演唱會整體的概念很多都是採取漫畫的元素,充滿未來感，會讓這次的演唱會有全新的視覺，希望能給歌迷不同感覺！力宏將用最擅長的音樂作為自己的拿手「武器」，把自己的音樂帶到全世界！由3月2日起，银河集团开始接受内部订购。

歌迷朋友，可亲临银河集团办公室，或拨银河热线03-22822020 及上网：www.galaxy.com.my 订购或查询详情。

p/s: RM88 tickets SOLD OUT

A little Promo on My Class official Blog...

2009-04-08T22:15:00.004+08:00

To those who in 4 Clancy this year,

Kindly link and comment on this blog...thank you!~

http://mbsskl20094c.blogspot.com/

~[HOW TO] Guess Your Friend's Birthday Using A Calculator~

2009-04-06T20:32:00.006+08:00

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First hand a calculator to your friend.Tell your friend to do the following.

1.Enter the month in which you are born.

2.Add 5

3.Multiply by 5

4.Substract 8

5.Multiply by 4

6.Add 5

7.Multiply by 5

8.Add the number of the day on which you are born.

And lastly tell your friend to hand back the calculator. Now substract 365 from the number displayed.

Amazing! The answer is the month and day your friend was born.

WHOA!? It works! Surprised?

Wonder how it works? Subscribe and comment...thanks!

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i Had transformed my XP into Vista entirely!!!

2009-03-31T22:09:00.002+08:00

cheer...i succeeded finally after three days of hardship...lol
i'm going to put some screenshots in it SOON

Review: Fahrenheit Fantasy World Tour Live in KL

2009-03-29T21:56:00.002+08:00

duhhh....not as gud as i thought
but still ok!...
until 11++p.m only finished...
tired!

BEST performance ever...suuuperb!

2009-03-24T21:03:00.004+08:00

24-03-2009
Today, I accidentally found out a magnificent video performance in Youtube...
Connie Talbot, a six years old girl marvelled in the Britain Got's Talent show by her melodious voice when she sang Over The Rainbow! Even the "nasty" Simon said her singing was fantastic!

HERE is the video link..Watch it moneyback guaranteed(although it's very long time ago)!!!.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn5L5U92_54

-Fahrenheit's Fantasy World Tour Live in Malaysia-

2009-03-21T17:43:00.004+08:00

21-03-2009

haizzz....one more week to Fahrenheit's Fantasy World Tour Concert....ah...cant wait anymore....
may i noe who else go to this concert oso...pls let me noe...thx

~Organised by Big Events, the Concert is scheduled for 28 March 2009 (Saturday), 8pm at Stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil, Kuala Lumpur.

~Ticket Price:RM388, RM348, RM248, RM178, RM148, RM128, RM88

The New IPod Shuffle. The first music player that talks to you.

2009-03-19T15:38:00.004+08:00

So little. And yet so much.
The new iPod shuffle is jaw-droppingly small. It’s half the size of the previous generation. Yet there’s room for so much more. With 4GB of storage, it now holds up to 1,000 songs, and lets you enjoy multiple playlists, too.

It speaks for itself.
Introducing VoiceOver, the feature that gives iPod shuffle a voice. With the press of a button, it tells you what song is playing and who’s performing it. It can even tell you the names of your playlists, giving you a new way to navigate your music.

RE5...i love YOU!

2009-03-17T12:56:00.003+08:00

17-03-2009

yesterday...
i went to time square...n went in to the VAIO sony centre...
i saw a ps3 right over there n the BEST thing is inside got RE5 ready to play...
AHH...i almost fainted n rooted to the spot...i wish that i can try playing that game so muuuch...
time passed so fast,
until i didn't even realised i had play the game for more than half an hour...
haha...proud of myself...ahh...i want to play RE5 lah!!! *addicted*

*kry0y00ng.my***

Movie Review: Race to Witch Mountain....

2009-03-15T17:37:00.011+08:00

15-03-2009

Race to Witch Mountain is a five-star rating movie...worth to watch it...
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Alexander Ludwig and AnnaSophia Robb.....
It's so fabulous, fascinating and totally mind-captivating!!!

i'm a BIG FAN of Alexander Ludwig since he act in The Seeker:The Dark is Rising...he's a good actor and i like the way he speaks...haha..

Comments:

Galaxies of Fun! --Eclipse Magazine

HERE is a collection of Alexander Ludwig pictures...enjoy~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zA2GbjEew

p/s: Remember to support original source of this movie...LOLzzz

*kry0y00ng.my***

ahhh...exam over..CHEER~~

2009-03-12T21:34:00.005+08:00

12-03-2009
haizzz...chemistry n komsas feilou liao...
useless komsas....too little time lah rozana...3 ques didnt do
sob...sob...
chemistry even worse lah
dunno how to suan d volume haizz...3marks gone...

howEVER..exam over isn't a gud news in fact....bad results are awaiting for me after holiday...
n another BIG prob is
this saturday need to wear formal apparel for KLpac ahhh...i dun have the shirt, seluar, tie and shoes...nothing i got!!
if not...you are ADVISED to hire for a strong n stout bodyguard to defend from Mrs Ramani's arms n legs
This saturday is my funeral day lah...bye>>>

*kry0y00ng.my***

FiRSt day in blogSpoT....

2009-03-10T20:35:00.000+08:00

10-03-2009...
first day for me in blgspt...haizz..
bored~exam....AH....moral n physics 2moro..hopeLESS...
addmaths sudah failed and same goes to english lit...
the two terror teacher for this 2 subjects is going to defenestrate me out of 4C....
it's too late liao lah.
no choice....juz wait for the shouting and yelling from these teachers...SCARY~~
hope the haunting exam ends faster...n holiday comes faster....cannot tahan liao...

*kry0y00ng.my****