Wednesday, April 29, 2009

21122012 DOOMSDAY PREDICTION...probably the LAST DAY FOR ALL the EARTHLINGS!!!

The 2012 Doomsday prediction is a present-day cultural meme proposing that cataclysmic and apocalyptic events will occur in the year 2012. This idea has been disseminated by numerous books, internet sites and by TV documentaries. The forecast is based primarily on what is claimed to be the end-date of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, which is presented as lasting 5,125 years and as terminating on December 21, 2012, and incorporates warnings from climate experts and other environmental scientists that the Earth has reached a tipping point that could generate mass extinctions, as well as interpretations of assorted legends, scriptures and prophecies.
A
New Age interpretation of this transition posits that, during this time, the planet and its inhabitants may undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation rather than an armageddon.
Historian Richard G. Kyle notes that predictions of the imminent end of the world have a very long history, with hundreds of documented examples, some associated with religious prophecies, others with astronomical events such as comets or eclipses, and others with calendar events such as the
millennium.

The Orion Nebula, as captured by the Spitzer and Hubble Space Telescopes using false-color imaging. Patrick Geryl's Orion Prophecy is among the many books that suggest the Earth is on the verge of an apocalypse.

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HOW THE EARTH WILL END?

9 ~POSSIBLE~ WAYS

The universe is trying to kill us. In earth From the Skies! our own Bad Astronomer, Phil Plait, counts the ways the world will end. Start worrying in a few million years about a cosmic dust collision, when the sun hits the closest spiral arm of our galaxy. Take your chances with an exploding star. Or manage to escape these threats, and you just get an extra 1035 years before all matter decays anyway.

  • asteroid impact
    Local for a small rock, global for a big one
    1 in 700,000
    Almost 100% preventable,Identify potential impactors, then blow them up or push them out of the way
     
  • solar flare/cme
    Collapse of power grid, potential ozone depletion
    0*
    Non-preventable, but mitigatableBuild robust power grids
      
  • supernova
    Ozone depletion, radiation
    1 in 10,000,000
    Not preventable
     
  • gamma-ray burst
    Ozone depletion, radiation, setting planet on fire
    1 in 14,000,000
    Not preventable
     
  • black hole
    Destruction of Earth
    1 in 1,000,000,000,000
    Not preventable 

  • alien attack
    Humanity wiped out by aliens, space bugs give us runny noses
    ?
    Preventable, assuming we colonize the galaxy first.Otherwise, forget it.

     
  • death of the sun
    Earth cooked to a crisp
    0 †
    Not preventable, but we have a long time to go yet
     
  • galactic doom
    Ice ages, radiation, eaten by supermassive black hole
    0 †
    Not preventable, but again, none of these will happen on a human timescale
  • death of the universe
    Decay of all matter, collapse of false vacuum
    0 †
    Not preventable, but dwarfs any timescale we can imagine
     
    * Fatalities are very unlikely from a solar event, but they can still cause extensive damage.
    † These events all take billions of years (at least!) to unfold, so the chances of them happening? during your lifetime are zero, but are inevitable over longer times.
     
     THE EARTH IS HOPELESS NOW........RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! but we can run to where??? LOLZZ...

Thursday, April 23, 2009

LOL? Zha doooou! =.=|||

I happen to "lepak" with a bunch of lame-arse-butt-kickin-so-called-joke-makers. The jokes are SOOOOO lame, that we actually laugh not because its funny~ BUT! because it's so super!uber! LAME! here's one..

1. What do you see in this picture?

Note: To get this right, you have to think: L.A.M.E

No, it's not a painting on the wall.. omg, is that even an answer? [someone gave tht answer LOL]Answer: What do YOU think it is? i personally thought it was a decoration :D it does look decorative you know. BUT, the answer is : A giraffe passing by the window =.=

2. Okay... What do you think THIS is?

Note: This one, think: SUPER DUPER FRUPER L.A.M.E =.=

Answer: No, it's not a crocodile opening it's mouth. The correct answer is : A witch/wizard's hat falling on the ground... ...... ...... ........<-- notice the prolonged silence.

3. Day 1: A male pencil and a female pencil are placed in a box.

Day 2: A new baby pencil appears. EXPLAIN.

Note: Yes, the pencils did have sex, and they produced a baby pencil.

But.. WHY?

Answer: ohh, you sure u wanna know? YOU SURE?! are u ready?! Dont choke! Swallow that piece of meat in ur mouth, DONT CHOKE!! ARE YOU READY?!!! The Answer? Its because They didn't use rubber. *swts* I personally thought time flew by just like wooshhh *snaps fingers* during physics tuition when Daniel started cranckin up his STUFF. I laughed till stomach almost* ache ;D Daniel gives credits to his sister, but honestly, he's a piece of work :D More to come.. or shd i stop all the lameness? i'm actually a very cool person ler.. i wonder if this post somehow marred my cool facade lol.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A super-sarcastic n funny "Poem"


My First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I HAD A "CRUSH" ON DAVID ARCHULETA!!!


DAVID came to Malaysia!!! I went to the Sunway Lagoon Amphitheatre to see him...
He was so marvellous when he sang his new song, Zero Gravity...nice nice~~~
The Above Image is David at the press conference in KL!!

David Archuleta BOLEH!!!


I want to be Sri KDU students!!!!

NEWS:

PETALING JAYA: American Idol (Season Seven) runner-up David Archuleta performed at the packed Sunway Lagoon Amphitheatre yesterday and wowed an estimated 6,000 fans, some of who had turned up as early as 8am.
The 18-year-old star arrived in Malaysia on Wednesday for a four-day promotional tour, which culminated in the Sunway showcase.
Archuleta performed four tracks from his self-titled album, including the hit single Crush, much to the delight of the audience who gamely sang along throughout the show.
The Utah lad also did renditions of Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles and Robbie Williams’ Angels, which saw him play the keyboards.
The concert kicked off at 3pm with three opening acts – Hou Ren (Astro Talent Quest runner-up), Alif Satar (One in a Million finalist) and Daniel Lee (Malaysian Idol champ).
The crowd that had turned up wasn’t just made up of screaming teens.
Noor Azhan Rizaluddin, 40, who had followed Season Seven ardently said Archuleta had certainly lived up to his expectations.
“He was awesome. And when he played the keyboards, I had goosebumps.”
The showcase was organised by Sony Music Entertainment, with DiGi as its main partner.

~luv luv A Little too Not Over You!!!~ Support David 4Ever!!!

By: kyoongkryo.my

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

KNOWING is just so OHHH-some!!!

"WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE NUMBERS RUN OUT?"
This phrase is just so COOL~~~


I watched this movie KNOWING last Saturday and it is
totally captivating, electrifying and fabulous!!!
WORTH TO WATCH!!! 6-STAR rated movie(by me)..lol..



FULL SYNOPSIS HERE:


-Academy Award® Winner Nicolas Cage (National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Leaving Las Vegas) stars in KNOWING, a gripping action-thriller of global proportions about a professor who stumbles on terrifying predictions about the futureand sets out to prevent them from coming true. In 1959, as part of the dedication ceremony for a new elementary school, a group of students is asked to draw pictures to be stored in a time capsule. But one mysterious girl fills her sheet of paper with rows of apparently random numbers instead. Fifty years later, a new generation of students examines the capsules contents and the girls cryptic message ends up in the hands of young Caleb Koestler. But it is Calebs father, professor John Koestler (Nicolas Cage), who makes the startling discovery that the encoded message predicts with pinpoint accuracy the dates, death tolls and coordinates of every major disaster of the past 50 years. As John further unravels the documents chilling secrets, he realizes the document foretells three additional eventsthe last of which hints at destruction on a global scale and seems to somehow involve John and his son. When John's attempts to alert the authorities fall on deaf ears, he takes it upon himself to try to prevent more destruction from taking place. With the reluctant help of Diana Wayland and Abby, the daughter and granddaughter of the now-deceased author of the prophecies, John's increasingly desperate efforts take him on a heart-pounding race against time until he finds himself facing the ultimate disaster and the ultimate sacrifice.The film opens in Lexington, Massachusetts in 1959, where a competition is held among the students of a new elementary school to celebrate its opening. The winning plan, from student Lucinda Embry, a seemingly mental disorder/mentally disturbed girl, is to bury a time capsule containing the students' drawings of the future to be opened 50 years later in 2009. She is prevented from finishing her image, which is actually a series of seemingly random numbers, and goes missing during the ceremony. Her teacher later finds her in a gym closet, frantically scratching the remaining numbers into the door. Fifty years later, the time capsule is opened and the pictures are handed down to the new generation of students. Caleb, the son of MIT professor and astrophysicsastrophysicist John Koestler, receives Lucinda's envelope. Initially dismissing them as random numbers, John notices a single random number sequence, 911012996, which contains the date of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacksWorld Trade Center attacks as well as the death toll of the attack. Further research leads John to realise the numbers are a list contain the dates and death tolls of every major disaster, natural and man made, that has happened over the past 50 years, with three that have not occurred yet. When a commercial plane crash kills 81, the legitimacy of the list of numbers is confirmed and leading John to believe that Lucinda had an ability to prognosticate since childhood until she died. It is also revealed through this incident that the numbers contain the coordinates for every event listed. As his wife died in one of the past events, John starts to believe his son was chosen to get Lucinda's prophecies. After Caleb receives a vision of future global catastrophe from a silent man, John tries to contact the late Lucinda's daughter, Diana, to gain more information, but is rebuffed. But when John also predicts the second event, a subway train crash, Diana and her daughter, Abby, visit John and Caleb, and Diana reveals that her mother foretold of the date of her death would be on October 19th, which is also within the list. They investigate Lucinda's old mobile home in the woods, discovering walls of news clippings of the events and a drawing of MerkabahEzekiel's Wheel. During their investigation, the group encounters the silent man and three others, who vanish in a flash of light protruded from the man's mouth when John confronts them. Later Caleb is found writing numbers very similar to the ones that Lucinda wrote without realizing what he is doing. This may suggest that those numbers are predictions for future events. As a result of the confrontation, Abby is revealed to have been contacted by the "whisper people". Initially believing that the last event will kill only 33, John eventually re-examines the numbers after Diana's mention on how her mother used to write numbers and letters backward. He discovers that the final digits are not "33", but actually "EE" written backwards; the final event is a massive solar flare that will kill "Everyone Else." As Diana prepares to travel to a system of caves she believes will save them, John breaks into the school to steal the door Lucinda scratched the numbers on. At his house, he begins to scrape the paint off the door, but Diana refuses to wait for him, and leaves with the kids. As the solar flare approaches, it begins to disrupt cell phone signals, preventing John from contacting Diana. She is finally able to contact John through a gas station pay phone, and he tells her that the final numbers are the coordinates of her mother's house, which he believes is safe, while the caves won't protect them from the solar flare's radiation. When panic erupts at the gas station following the government's activation of the national Emergency Alert System and announcement of the solar flare, two of the whisper people hijack Diana's car with the two children. Giving chase in another car, Diana is hit by a truck trying to run a red light, dying exactly at midnight, on the very day her mother predicted. Arriving back at Lucinda's mobile home, John discovers the children are safe and comfortable in the presence of the whisper people. The whisper people are revealed to be celestial angel-like beings who invite the children to escape the destruction "to help everyone start over". At first, Caleb is very reluctant to go when his father is not invited to come along; John successfully persuades him to go, saying that they will be together again eventually. The whisper people leave Earth on their ship, a massive structure resembling Ezekiel's Wheel, as other ships also depart Earth. As anarchy reigns in New York City and Boston John arrives to be with his parents and sister just as the solar flare strikes Earth and incinerates all life on the planet. Caleb and Abby are dropped off on an Earth-like planet with at least two moons as the other ships drop off their passengers. The movie ends as the two children, dressed in white, run toward a large white tree, possibly being the fabled Tree of Life.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

“Music-Man” 王力宏大馬演唱會



音樂超能量戰士 “Music-Man” 王力宏大馬演唱會

5月2日震撼大馬 !!
讓期待的歌迷等了兩年,王力宏終於要來馬開唱 ! 一直都是票房銷售保證的力宏,除了專輯銷售表現優異、廣告代言不斷,前年所演出的電影「色戒更創下去年亞洲最好票房。
而兩年前,王力宏「蓋世英雄演唱會」還創下了一票難求的紀錄,演唱會前的2 個星期,門票經已售罄,全場爆滿 !
精彩的演出至今仍讓歌迷津津樂道! 由Boston又一城榮譽呈獻,銀河集團舉辦的 “Music-Man”王力宏大馬演唱會,將于 5月2日(六), 晚上8點,在武吉加裏爾國家體育場震撼登場 !
演唱會門票分爲:RM398, RM318, RM268, RM198, RM138 (對號入座 )以及RM88 ( 自由入座 )。
這次繼蓋世英雄演唱會之後,王力宏再度擔任整場全新演唱會的音樂總監,龜毛的MUSIC-MAN為了力求完美,把斥資一百五十萬美元打造的“MUSIC MAN”全套硬件班底包括燈光、音響等設備都要從國外特別運進來,所有來自美英澳新馬日本等工作技術人員及伴舞、樂手的黃金陣容也將全力爲力宏的演唱會助陣。
那把由愛爾蘭吉他大師Alistair專爲王力宏設計,價值2萬美元的電吉他巴哈姆特Bahamut,也會伴隨王力宏在舞台上無限馳騁,一展他的吉他炫技!





新英雄「MUSIC-MAN」正式誕生 !由於王力宏從小就喜歡看美國英雄漫畫,視超人、蝙蝠俠、蜘蛛人、鋼鐵人等英雄為偶像,因此這次全新的巡迴演唱會特別將自己化身為這些超級英雄的新成員--「MUSIC-MAN」音樂超人;而不同於之前蓋世英雄充滿「chinked out] 風格的中國風,新的演唱會整體的概念很多都是採取漫畫的元素,充滿未來感,會讓這次的演唱會有全新的視覺,希望能給歌迷不同感覺!力宏將用最擅長的音樂作為自己的拿手「武器」,把自己的音樂帶到全世界! 由3月2日起,银河集团开始接受内部订购。

歌迷朋友,可亲临银河集团办公室,或拨银河热线03-22822020 及上网:www.galaxy.com.my 订购或查询详情。

p/s: RM88 tickets SOLD OUT

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

A little Promo on My Class official Blog...

To those who in 4 Clancy this year,

Kindly link and comment on this blog...thank you!~

Monday, April 6, 2009

~[HOW TO] Guess Your Friend's Birthday Using A Calculator~

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First hand a calculator to your friend.Tell your friend to do the following.

1.Enter the month in which you are born.
2.Add 5
3.Multiply by 5
4.Substract 8
5.Multiply by 4
6.Add 5
7.Multiply by 5
8.Add the number of the day on which you are born.

And lastly tell your friend to hand back the calculator. Now substract 365 from the number displayed.

Amazing! The answer is the month and day your friend was born.

WHOA!? It works! Surprised?

Wonder how it works? Subscribe and comment...thanks!

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