LOL? Zha doooou! =.=|||

I happen to "lepak" with a bunch of lame-arse-butt-kickin-so-called-joke-makers. The jokes are SOOOOO lame, that we actually laugh not because its funny~ BUT! because it's so super!uber! LAME! here's one..

1. What do you see in this picture?

Note: To get this right, you have to think: L.A.M.E

No, it's not a painting on the wall.. omg, is that even an answer? [someone gave tht answer LOL]Answer: What do YOU think it is? i personally thought it was a decoration :D it does look decorative you know. BUT, the answer is : A giraffe passing by the window =.=

2. Okay... What do you think THIS is?

Note: This one, think: SUPER DUPER FRUPER L.A.M.E =.=

Answer: No, it's not a crocodile opening it's mouth. The correct answer is : A witch/wizard's hat falling on the ground... ...... ...... ........<-- notice the prolonged silence.

3. Day 1: A male pencil and a female pencil are placed in a box.

Day 2: A new baby pencil appears. EXPLAIN.

Note: Yes, the pencils did have sex, and they produced a baby pencil.

But.. WHY?

Answer: ohh, you sure u wanna know? YOU SURE?! are u ready?! Dont choke! Swallow that piece of meat in ur mouth, DONT CHOKE!! ARE YOU READY?!!! The Answer? Its because They didn't use rubber. *swts* I personally thought time flew by just like wooshhh *snaps fingers* during physics tuition when Daniel started cranckin up his STUFF. I laughed till stomach almost* ache ;D Daniel gives credits to his sister, but honestly, he's a piece of work :D More to come.. or shd i stop all the lameness? i'm actually a very cool person ler.. i wonder if this post somehow marred my cool facade lol.