"You want me to run left and right, save Megan from the bad robots and avoid being blown up? No sweat!" -Shia LaBeouf-
The GOOD about Transformers:ROTF:
- It has Megan Fox
- It has Megan Fox bending over the open hood of a car
- It has Megan Fox in shorts running breathlessly everywhere, sometimes in slow motion
- It has a lot of Transformers bashing each other up, sometimes for no reason at all
Just in case you're wondering why, for a girl, I'm so hung up on MEGAN FOX. And og, that humanoid Transformer with the lizard tongue is pretty hot too! :]
The BAD about Transformer: ROTF:
- It has a robot humping Megan Fox's leg
- It has Shia LaBeouf's irritating parents (Will Megatron squish these two fellas into pulp, please~!)
- It has Shia's irritating roommate who's so DAMN obssessed about NOT being gay~!
- It has those two irritating robots which are trying to talk BLACK but end up sounding like EMINEM!
- It has its geography way, WAY OFF! How did the Pyramid of Egypt which is nicely snug in Giza, end up next door to the Rose Red City of Petra in Jordan??? (OR maybe camels were blocking my view during my holiday trip in Egypt ???)
STILL, Ienjoyed Transformers 2 a lot more than say, the dreary "I-take-myself-so-seriously-because-Christian Bale-is-here" Terminator: Salvation, but possibly not as much as Drag Me To Hell, which puts the fun back into corpses with clacking teeth and bodily fluids that gush into open mouths!!!
AND oh, Did i mention that Shia LaBeouf has become deathly COLOURLESS?! :]
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